Hilarious, crude, off the cuff and totally blunt, these are the lines that likely linger on the tip of your
tongue while you attempt to conjure the nerve to say them aloud.  Welcome to yet another list of great
movie quotes that I would love to say to someone in real life.

I’m the Ranting Usher.  Let me talk you to your seat.

Goody-two-shoes, Christians, and those whose ears are not garbage cans, prepare to be blasted with
guilty pleasures and profanity.  As Samuel L. Jackson would say, “hold onto your butts.”  

Fasten your seatbelt, everyone.  This countdown is going to be a bumpy ride.

#20) “You can’t handle the truth.’”  
Jack Nicholson as Col. Nathan Jessup in "A Few Good Men" - 1992

#19) “You know how to whistle, don’t you.  You just put your lips together…and blow.”
Lauren Bacall as Marie Slim Browning in "To Have and Have Not" – 1944

#18) “Ah, it’s great to be young and insane.”
Michael Keaton as Billy Caulfield in "The Dream Team" – 1989

#17) “I’m not bad.  I’m just drawn that way.”
Kathleen Turner performing the voice of Jessica Rabbit in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" – 1988

#16) “Face it, I’m older and I have more insurance.”
Kathy Bates as Evelyn Couch in "Fried Green Tomatoes" – 1991

#15) “Oops, nobody told me it was uncrackable.”
Anne Hathaway as Cat-Woman in "The Dark Knight Rises" – 2012

#14) “Whatever doesn’t kill you only makes you…stranger.”
Heath Ledger as The Joker in "The Dark Knight" – 2008

#13) “Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerf-herder.”
Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia in "Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back" - 1980

#12) “I have seen shit that will turn you white.”
Ernie Hudson as Winston Zedmore in "Ghostbusters" – 1984

#11) “This time you’re eating paper.  The next time it’s going to be glass.”
Bruce Lee as Chen Zhen in "The Chinese Connection" – 1972

#10) “Stop me if you heard this one.  Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, hands the innkeeper three nails
and he asks, ‘can you put me up for the night?’”
Brandon Lee as the resurrected Eric Draven in "The Crow" – 1994

#9) “Whoever told you that you could work with men?”

#8) “Do you want to know the first rule?  You’d know if you ever spent a day in your life.  You never
open your mouth until you know what the shot is.  You’re a fucking child.”
Al Pacino as Ricky Roma in "GlenGarry GlenRoss" – 1992

#7) “If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?”
Nicolas Cage as Castor Troy in "Face-Off" – 1997

#6) “Your best?  Losers always whine about their best.  Winners go home and fuck the prom-queen.”
Sean Connery as John Patrick Mason in "The Rock" – 1996

#5) “Get away from her, you bitch.”
Sigourney Weaver as Ripley in "Aliens" – 1985

#4) “Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you!  Who’s next?”
Eddie Murphy as Clarence in "Coming to America" – 1988

#3) “When I’m good I’m very good, but when I’m bad I’m better.”
Mae West as Tira in "I’m No Angel" – 1933

#2) “Favor’s going to kill you faster than a bullet.”
Al Pacino as Carlito Brigante in "Carlito’s Way" – 1993


And the #1 quote I would love to say to someone in real life is...

"The truth hurts.  Oh sure, maybe not as much as hopping
on a bycycle with the seat missing, but it hurts."  Leslie
Nielsen as Frank Drebin in The Naked Gun 2 1/2 The Smell
of Fear 1991
I'm the Ranting Usher.  Let me quote you out the front door.

Do you agree with my list?  Are there any that I left out?  What quote is your favorite quilty pleasure?

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